Vladeraptor also happened to be in 2 weddings, her first being TI's (my 2nd). At the rehearsal a groomsmen/friend from the Day Camp days saw Vladeraptor for the first time in years. His response after seeing her walk in: Dang, she needs a hamburger.
And so it began. From that point on, anytime we saw someone with a severe case of the skinnies we would comment on how she needed a hamburger. I may have even commented on YOUR blog stating this very fact, usually about a celebrity. Due to the celebrity skinnies being so ridic and extreme, the need for a hamburger has now developed into a 5 point scale.
All this hamburger talk takes me back to Harry Caray.
HEY! If you were a hot dog...
Anyburger, here is how we judge:
1 Burger
Not anorexic, but definitely looking hungry and in need of some iron.
Possibly exercises TOO much.
Not anorexic, but definitely looking hungry and in need of some iron.
Possibly exercises TOO much.
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| Renee Zellweger via instyle.com |
2 Burgers
Anorexia/Bulimia is debatable...stomach may have formed a concave shape
Anorexia/Bulimia is debatable...stomach may have formed a concave shape
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| Shenae Grimes via tvfanatic.com |
After 2 burgers the pics became too disturbing to post at this time
3 Burgers
Anorexia has been brought up, as has the use of elicit drugs. Might have a pooch that comes from starvation, but arms/legs are veiny. Head may look abnormally large.
Example: Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie
Anorexia has been brought up, as has the use of elicit drugs. Might have a pooch that comes from starvation, but arms/legs are veiny. Head may look abnormally large.
Example: Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie
4 Burgers
There's a sinkhole (not to be confused with Tori Spelling's black hole) forming where the stomach used to be, clearly food is not an option OR bulimia mouth/jaw has set in
Example: Nicole Ritchie before she ate her 4 burgers
There's a sinkhole (not to be confused with Tori Spelling's black hole) forming where the stomach used to be, clearly food is not an option OR bulimia mouth/jaw has set in
Example: Nicole Ritchie before she ate her 4 burgers
5 Burgers
Death is fast approaching if the hamburgers don't save her soon
Example: Amy Winehouse
Death is fast approaching if the hamburgers don't save her soon
Example: Amy Winehouse
Hamburger Alerts coming soon...
**Disclaimer** In no way do I support the unhealthy skinnies and I hate that we live in a society where women feel the need to achieve this extreme. If only we all ate more burgers (beef, turkey, veggie, tofu aka fake, doesn't matter) the world would be a better place.
21 comments:
I love this! I'm totally going to start using it. I think it's ridiculous that celebrity women think they have to look like that, and in turn we think WE have to look like that. And it's really just all around unhealthy! And ain't NUTHING better than a big, juicy hamburger. :)
Excellent! Yes, they all need to eat more burgers. Or something. Milkshakes, even.
This gave me the silent giggles (laying in bed with my 2 sleeping kids). Once you hit 3-5 burgers, I suggest adding fries and a shake.
Excellent. This should be sent out by the surgeon general.
Also, fries would be good.
I love this! I always say they need to eat a sandwich, but burger really conveys the idea so much better. Because say a tuna sandwich or perhaps a veggie sandwich would only further the skinny. Burgers are just fattning no matter what way you spin them.
I'm sooo glad you didn't post pics with 3,4, and 5. Seeing sick super skinny people is a little creepy. Who wants to look like a skeleton anyway?
-Delilah
I don't know why they think that being THAT SKINNY looks good. Because it doesn't. Um Tori Spelling? Eat a hamburger basket please... WITH A SHAKE. Dude. Her body seriously grosses me out.
I, on the other hand, could go without a hamburger for a while. But I probably won't. So sue me.
Yeah I support adding fries and a shake once you get past 3 burgers. I agree with your scale. Crazy skinny is scary.
Yep this is about to be my new favorite thing. But I can tell you from seeing her in person that Renee needs multiple burgers. She's SCARY skinny.
I LOVE HARRY CARREY!!!
I totally agree! I find women that skinny so unattractive. I'd like to know if men find this attractive. Does anyone find this attractive? I don't understand why they do this to themselves. What kind of life do you have if you work out everyday and never eat/drink anything good? I can see them looking back when they're 80 and thinking, "What a waste". Although their hearts will probably stop well before they're 80 so, never mind.
Love the hamburger scale! If my daughter ever became that skinny, I'd give her milkshake through an IV.
I love this! The hubs and I always say that too whenever we see a super skinny person. We usually yell, "eat a hamburger". We are awesome like that!
more hamburgers for everyone except me so i can be the super skinny one!!
All this talk has left me wanting a hamburger. Fortch for me, I borrowed the slider pan from a friend and that's on the menu for tomorrow night. So, what if they are not quite as bad off as Rene...like Sandra Bullock? She just needs a slider. Well maybe 2. Considering I hover between a 12 and 14, I would like to give her a whole hamburger though. Well done! I LOVE this scale and plan on implementing it pronto.
It's all about looking just right on camera... since it adds a good ten pounds, you have to be thinner to look healthy... they do supplement with vitamins and have regular medical checkups... but, I agree that some of these women take it too far... hard to raise girls in this environment...
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I would like a hot dog please. If it were our currency I'd be so broke. And fat.
Rene definitely needs a burger force fed to her!!!!!
I'm stealing this, mmmmkay? Thanks.
And I do have to say that I will never be on your burger scale because I eat way more than the 5 burgers on your scale.
I heart burgers.....om nom nom.
If you come by and see me, don't worry! I eat hamburgers all the time. Infact our favorite thing this summer is sliders.
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I love the burger scale! Seriously, I can see them using this in one of those celebrity gossip magazines :)
As for myself, I could probably stand to skip a burger or two...
Brilliant!
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