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Lately, the celebrity skinnies have left me very uninspired. There's only so many times I can listen to a skinny bitch say she's average and doesn't believe in the Hollywood body image. Oh wait, that was just Carrie Mulligan and I like the idea of her playing Daisy, so I'll let her be until her jaw goes from normal to bulimic. Plus, she dropped the Douche and may or may not be hooking up with Tom Sturridge who is like the younger, upper-middle-class man's version of my fake-life husband, Jim Sturgess.
Did you get all that?
No matter, today's hamburger alert actually goes out to a woman whose name I don't even know and don't care to look up. Anyone remember Henry from Dawson's Creek? (If you answer yes, we're immediate TV biffs) Today, he's some tortured actor on the HBO show I never get to see because I refuse to pay $300 more a year for shows I can get through Netflix later, Boardwalk Empire. His name is Michael Pitt. Her name can be found under Bulimia in the dictionary and the 4 Hamburger's point on the Hamburger scale.
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Alien head? Check
Skeletor/Angelina heroin arms? Check
Concave stomach? Check
Ewwwww? Check AND Check
While she's eating hamburgers (with the hopes that she can actually keep them down), he should take a shower. I'm just sayin. And can someone out there please tell me what guy finds this attractive? I know I'll end up with a boobs guy, not an ass guy (unless he's paying for implants), but what is this guy? A regurging guy? An E.T. phone home guy? Good God.
Jim Sturgess is a boob's guy. At least in my fake life.
23 comments:
That dude was totally Jen Lindley's boyfriend (I think). Why does he looks so dirty now? There is definitely something wrong with that girl's head.
I remember Henry!!!! Um... yeah she definitely needs to eat the entire left side of the drive thru menu!
Dude!! I was JUST WONDERING what that guy's name was last night! Where have you been all my life Hutch?
Okay, they look like they've been walking the streets for a straight month. Ick. She totally needs a hamburger or five.
OMG, they're both COMPLETELY disgusting. REALLY disgusting.
EW! FOUL! She is gross but so is he. They both look like they smell bad.
I'm so glad there was a Hamburger Alert my first day back. I have missed it so. <3
is it strange that girl almost reminds me of Alanis Morissette??
And seriously, my sister and I are obsessed with Boardwalk Empire and I almost didn't recognize him because he looks like such a dirt bag...so sad
Of course I remember Henry! I love the episode where he leaves for football camp and Grams tells her story about the boy that she met before he shipped off...oh, how sweet!
You will be happy to know I read this post while eating a gigantic snickerdoodle cookie for breakfast. Maybe that's enough to make us biffs because I didn't watch Dawson's Creek.
I was just thinking about Dawson's. I loved that show & miss the reruns oh so much.
And yes, there is so much wrong with that picture. Does any real man truly find that attractive? I don't think so.
Wait. There's a woman in that photo above?! I thought it was 2 male members of a grunge band.
EEEEK she needs some cheese too - STAT!
P.S. Everytime you mention Dawson's Creek I wish I had the series on DVD - I miss that show! It also makes me want to go to Wilmington, NC to visit their stomping grounds. I once had a beer @ the bar that was where Joey worked/family owned. Such a lovely town!
Gross! She is all kinds of ick and they both need to shower. Come one people it's not like you are poor. Geez. I am poor and I even I shower daily!
And I boycotted Dawson's Creek. Not because I was jealous of Katie Holmes (I mean she is from Toledo where I live) but because she was a snobby bitch to me when she came to a restaurant that I worked at. At least Chris Klein was nice to me! Yeah it was that long ago. My only celebrity encounter. Too bad it was sucky. I even had to deny her margs. She wanted to have drinks outside while she was waiting and since she was a star she couldn't understand why we were denying her. Gag!
That girl looks very ill and I think some one should get her to a doctor.
I think we were already tv biffs but I totes remember Henry from Dawson's Creek. I love these posts. I have totally stolen the hamburger alert to use in life. I always see people that need hamburgers and I forget to tell you!
GROSS! that is all i have to say.
And let's be honest:neither one of them is terribly attractive...what happened?
I bet she bought him that shirt too. And by "bought" I mean that she went up to a homeless man and said "I'll give you a dollar for that shirt".
she almost looks manish. I don't know why, but kind of like those freakishly skinny boys.
Totes agree with you on the chick and am definitely a guy who can't stand anorexic women. Do not see the appeal of her at all. Definitely catch Boardwalk Empire on Netflix. It is incredible. That Michael Pitt may have terrible taste in women but he can act.
Eeeeek! That is scary. Someone get that poor girl a hamburger STAT. Is it just me or are her arms freakishly long?
I vaguely remember him from DC. I'll have to think about this though...
I love these posts. They are funny but also so horrifying. There was a time when girth was attractive in a female. How did it happen that "sexy" is now measured in whether or not a woman has enough body fat to menstruate. So gross.
I'm having another box of chocolates.
Good Golly, she's GROSS. I mean, besides the extreme skinnies she also got hit with the ugly stick. I hope Stacey London from what not to wear gets ahold of her and then murders her (cause Stacey will cut a bitch for looking tragic)
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