Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Victory Is Mine!

"Victory is mine! Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine...I drink from the keg of glory."
  
Checking my phone after trivia, I was treated to this gem of amazeballsness from my personal voodoo master, QuesoBonito: Holy crap! Hey @ GUESS WHAT?? The voodoo paid off!! Guess who reportedly split?! So long Taylor!

Turning to Vladeraptor, I squealed, yes squealed, did a happy dance and spilled the news.

2.5 months ago I sat in shock as one of my Freebie Five's came close to Lifetime Banishment. How could a 30 year old hottie date a 20 year old singer who can't actually sing? Not that I expect to date the guy, it's not like that, more along the lines of disappointment.  Vladeraptor explained our feelings quite well HERE.

Now People (and E!Online) reports the Universe has righted itself once again!  If true, welcome back, Jakey G!

De-Lish!

Victory is mine!

(points to those who know the quote)

18 comments:

Alicia said...

I knew all those rain dances and voo doo dolls were finally going to pay off!! No one comes between Hutch and her man! Rawr!!and that picture...ho ho ho....makes me want to sit on Santa's lap...

Heather @ Alis Grave Nil said...

West Wing, obvs.

Beckles said...

It's truly comforting when my favorite actors/singers/pretty boys who are nice to look at are single.

JMJE said...

I was very releived to learn this info yesterday. Thanks goodness! It just wasn't right.

fojoy said...

I may have also done a substantial happy dance when I saw this news.
I would even prefer to see him with Taylor Lautner than Taylor Swift!

Gigi said...

I so don't get Taylor Swift.

Have you ever heard her try to sing anything other than her own songs? OMG. She sucks.

MiMi said...

Oh, so this is the second man who was almost snatched by the horse tooth Taylor!!! So glad you got him back, sister. So glad. Sighs of relief here.
And what the hell is her thing with guys name Jake? Oh shit. No.
For reals. Nevermind. Holy crap I'm LOSING it.

KLZ said...

I'm all for you winning.

As long as it doesn't mean you beat me.

So long, T.Swift who ruined a classic Christmas song by attempting to cover it.

cornflakegirl74 said...

LOL, I'm glad Jakey is back on the market for you. He sure is a fine specimen ;)

And I don't get the Taylor Swift love either. She's... okay at best... But I'll never be able to get her screeching alongside Stevie Nicks out of my head (whatever awards show that was).

blueviolet said...

I knew she wouldn't hold his attention. All yours!

Amanda said...

Money on when she will write a song about him. Yuck x 10000.

Katie said...

I don't get the Jake thing, really. He does nothing for me, but I always thought that him and Taylor were an odd couple. I bet $1 that he was only dating her to see if she was a freak in bed. I bet he was disappointed.
And yes, she's a terrible singer. I saw her live a few years back and couldn't believe that the BF made me go and listen to that breathy screeching she calls singing.

Nichole said...

Okay, seriously, I am all giggly now.
Thanks for that!

Shell said...

Oh yes, was SO glad to hear this news. They really creeped me out. Probably b/c she has the maturity of a 13 year old.

SurferWife said...

Thank God.

Did you know there is a funny cartoon on Cartoon Network called MAD? They did a cartoon sketch comparing T. Swift to a Swiffer Sweeper. It was pretty much amazing when they mistook Taylor for the Swiffer and dunked her skinny ass fro head into a bucket of water and used her as a mop.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I was kinda happy to hear the news as well!

notquiteawake said...

That picture totally made my morning. Thank you so very much.

And I vote Stewie from the Family Guy for the quote.

(P.S. Any tips for getting drool off microsuede?)

Anonymous said...

Do you people have a facebook fan page? I looked for one on twitter but could not discover one, I would really like to become a fan!