I'm a flirt. I know this. What happens after the flirting can cause problems.
The key? Differentiating between Ice Cream and Brownies.
Have I lost you completely? Let me explain with an example.
Cub #1 = Ice Cream.
I can talk about ice cream, I can even look at it through the glass doors in the refrigerated section with longing. I want the ice cream, I really do! However, I should not buy ice cream, because once I have a spoonful, I lose all ability to say no to the rest. When the carton is empty, I'll immediately regret my actions, and the cycle of abuse continues.
Cub #2 = Brownies
The sweet craving never really goes away, and ignoring cravings is unjust. I'm all about everything in moderation. The quick fix answer = the brownie. I can have a square and be just fine walking away from the rest of the pan. Sometimes even a nibble will suffice. Afterward, the craving is gone and I feel no guilt. If I want to, I can always go back to the brownie, but I don't need it.
During the upcoming trip to Stagecoach (country music festival in Indio, CA consisting of 4 days of complete debauchery) I'm thinking I should stick with the brownie, unless a chocolate chip cookie happens to walk by!
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I love this analogy! ;)
And now you can eat ice cream for reals though since Lent is done!
That being said...yeah, chocolate chip cookies are awesome. Especially if they have nuts.
hahahahahaha
So funny. Yes, stick with the brownie! BTW, when I was in grad school, my friend Teddy used to say that if a girl brings over brownies, she wants to sleep with you. I don't know how he came up with that, but he used to say Brownies = butt. He was a weirdo and I love him for it.
OMG, I love this analogy so much. HAHAHAH!!! I totally hear what you mean, too.
I hope you find yourself surrounded by many brownies and cookies and perhaps even a cupcake or two at this upcoming festival. Sounds like it'll be a great time!
mmmmm....now I'm craving a brownie...both kinds.
Definitely go with the Brownies -- and put nuts in them. That way, they have protein in them to help sustain you through the concert. There are side effects, but you'll live to regret them.... 8-)
And now I'm starving.
Enjoy the brownies.
I'm salivating over the ice cream sitting in my fridge right now. Which is awesome - I can't wait to get home!
And I actually mean ice cream, which makes this comment less fun.
Good luck staying away from the ice cream. Sometimes it beckons us. :)
OMG...I have been to SC for the last 4 years but am unable to go this year (not to mention the line-up didnt do it for me) But let me tell you this: SC is PRIME hunting ground for a new Puma such as yourself...I am speaking from experience...and I will leave it at that...lol. Have fun!! :)
Super awesome metaphor from a super awesome girl. Enjoy BOTH your ice cream and brownie!!
You are so funny! I'm so jealous you are going to stagecoach!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol ooooh yea. definitely best not to lose yourself in the ice creams ;)
Have fun at Stagecoach!
I say enjoy the variety there for the weekend, then come back and have some more ice cream. :-)
My lack of understanding of this post reveals both a penchant for desserts and a lack of awareness about dating. That said, GOOD LUCK!
A perfect metaphor!! And now I want a brownie...
Definately stick with the brownies for now. Ice cream can be dangerous :) Don't go for ice cream unless the flavour is worth the risk :) wow supermetaphorical :D
The brownie is the safe way to go, but based on my own experiences while traveling, the ice cream is a lot more fun. :)
Hahaha! I love this! Go for the ice cream, life is short.
I vote for the brownie but there is always the ice cream brownie sundae. I kidd.
As long as you know what you are getting yourself into, I say it is all good.
But do be weary of the emotionally unavailable ice cream... ;)
I am totally the opposite...I don't care for ice cream in the least, but put a brownie pan in front of me and you'll find me cutting edges off brownies to make everything perfectly symmetrical. Until there is nothing left that needs to be symmetrical...
I would kill for a brownie. No lie. LoL
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