Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hamburger Alert: The SIL of My Future Lovah

If you missed the initial post, or need a refresher on the Hamburger Scale, please go HERE

This one absolutely pains me to write.  I have a small obsession with Royalty and plan to someday be the mistress of Hot Harry. I tried to make excuses for her as I watched her figure fade away leading up to The Wedding (yes capitalized).

She's stressed
Millions of people will be watching
The pictures will be immortalized forever
She'll start eating again after the wedding

Except it's been a month and she still frightens me.

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I just can't support it or make excuses anymore.  Kate Middleton, it's time to have a Hamburger. Please, please, please! 2 would be fantastic, but I'll allow for 1...for now. You've got your Prince and you're now the Princess little girls aspire to be, I can't imagine you want them starving themselves to look like you. Where's the woman Wills fell in love with not so long ago?  We've all heard about the night. Remember this?

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Ugh. I need to focus on happier things now if you don't mind.

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Much better...

17 comments:

Meagan said...

Wahoo for hamburger alerts!!!

MiMi said...

This makes me sad, too. I mean, really, the thing is, that once you marry into the family, and bring me along to be your lady in waiting, WHICH I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO DO (!!!!), I'm going to need her to eat a hamburger. I can NOT be in pictures with her where she's so small. I MUST be having someone with junk in the trunk. Like Michelle Obama.

tara said...

eek! she is teeny tiny!

Katie said...

What happened to her? Wow....I've heard of losing weight for your wedding day, but that's extreme. I vote 2 hamburgers with all the fixings, AND some fish'n'chips!

Ms.Wasteland said...

I wish I was one of those gals that loses weight when stressed out. Stress makes me eat and eat and eat.

Harry is one hawt ginge. Rawr!

fojoy said...

I have missed your hamburger alerts!
And I have to agree...she seems to be feeling the pressure of being a perfect Princess.
Hopefully she comes around - Diana was never stick thin and she was considered the height of chic-ness and grace.
Do you think it will help her if I have a hamburger? I am willing to do that...to help Kate...

Amanda @ It's Blogworthy said...

She definitely needs a burger...maybe when she and Wills come to LA this year??

moncada said...

Hutch, you'll have to fight me for the ginger.
Love, Moncada

Natalie said...

There's a whole controversy surrounding the diet she used to get so tiny for the wedding. It's the British equivalent to Atkins but more extreme I think.

She was already thin, why did she want to get smaller? Hopefull she won't follow in the footsteps of her MIL & have an eating disorder.

michelle said...

seriously! another set of bloggers i love (tom & lorenzo) said something along the lines of "if you can pass war and peace between your legs when your feet are together, you are too thin". i hope she goes back to eating normally soon. she won't be able to pop out any royal babies if she drops too low

JMJE said...

So true. I had been noticing her insane skinniness also and tried to ignore it because she is the princess and all but you are right. She needs a hamburger and perhaps some fries.

Shell said...

She really is TEENY!

KLZ said...

I cant hear you, I'm distracted by Hot Harry

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Fo real! And yes I meant to say it in that gangster way! I wonder if she'd eat it if Harry force fed it to her....

(Florida) Girl said...

She has lost weight. Poor thing. I'm going to add a milkshake and fries to that order.

Charlotte said...

WOW! I had no idea how THIN she is! Girl definitely needs to eat a few burgers.

400 Wakeups said...

So...while I was the City of the Apple, Shana and I went to the Harry Potter exhibit. And they had put the costumes from the movie on display. Hermione or whatever the hell her name is?? Is RIDICULOUSLY tiny. And all I could do is look at Shana and say "she needs a hamburger." So...you were with us in spirit, at least.

If Kate could plump up to Diana size, we could all sleep better at night.