OK, are we all together now?
Good. Now let's talk Stagecoach, since so many have asked for a recap. Get comfortable, it's a bit long. Apologies in advance, but there are pictures and the end is worth it, promise!
We arrived at the timeshare in Indio on Friday morning at 2:30, or was it Thursday night? Regardless, we got in to the room just in time to watch the Royal Wedding dress unveiling and Hot Harry's look/whisper to Wills "Wait til you see her." Hot Harry's now on the Freebie Five. Don't hate on the gingers! I was a ginger before I turned towhead. True Story.
After passing out somewhere during the ceremony, this is what I woke up to:
Can I go back there now?
I know you don't care about the scenery, you want the juicy details right?
Well, I spent the weekend lying by the pool.
Enjoying great live music.
Acting like a fool/dancing.
Watching the WCB get tackled not just once (by the Kid, below), but twice.
The 2nd was some random drunk girl after Rascal Flatts announced Osama's death.
The 2nd was some random drunk girl after Rascal Flatts announced Osama's death.
BABY ON BOARD, PEOPLE!
Getting smacked in the face with a blanket courtesy of Capt. Logic.
Eating amaaaazing Hot Dogs following the concert.
If I was that Hot Dog, I would totally eat myself...HEY!
If I was that Hot Dog, I would totally eat myself...HEY!
And being told repeatedly my friends are Awesome (duh).
But what about the guys?!?!?!
Fine.
I behaved myself completely, mainly because I found the drunk brownie annoying.
Here's an excerpt of the text conversation from Friday night.
Here's an excerpt of the text conversation from Friday night.
B: Hi!
Me: Hello
B: Hi!
B: How are you?
Me: Good, how are the RVs?
B: We're having a great time!
B: Hi!
B: Are you in Bed?
Me: I will be after finishing this half-naked Jakey G movie
B: Hi :-)
Me: You should really get in a cab, come back and get some sleep
(we were trying to get all their drunk asses safely home)
(we were trying to get all their drunk asses safely home)
B: I wanna hang out
Me: You're wasted. Get in a cab then go to bed
B: Hi
B: We're back where are you?
B: Wanna hang out?
Me: I'll see ya in the morning
B: You don't want to hang out?
Me: No, I want to get some sleep and be ready for tomorrow!
B: Hi
B: :-)
Went to bed, got up at some point in the night, checked the phone only to find more texts and a missed call! He's now a baby carrot (somewhat sweet when cooked, but when raw they taste like dirt and make me want to vom, especially when mixed with alcohol). Time to find a new brownie.
14 comments:
That looks like a great time! Consider me totally jealous.
Not of the Brownie though - it is text-versations like that that make me SO happy to be old and married.
Good times... What I wouldn't give to spend the weekend by the pool.
So, when I saw you had "checked into" StageCoach on FB, I seriously thought you were at a Logan's Roadhouse kind of place for dinner. But then more pictures and I was really confused. I appreciate you clearing that up for me.
Drunk Brownies are not nearly as good as high brownies so go find yourself one of them...but not a complicated high brownie. That will only land you in jail.
I think I may be confusing my metaphors. Or...something.
Anycarrot...it looks like you had a wickedly amazing time and I'm sad I wasn't there to eat the world's greatest wiener with you.
damn it, not I want a hot dog.
and seriously, that convo just made my stomach tighten it was so annoying. lol totally reminded me of that girl in forgetting sarah marshall who kept saying hi then offered for JS to gag her lol...sorry sooo random!
Omagah. That is WAY freakin' annoying. HI!
Bahaha I love the excessive use of the word "hi!"
An annoying brownie is the worst kind of brownie there is.
You've got options, and that is a very, very good thing!
Wow, what a beautiful place it was where you were staying.
TEASE!!!! I wanna know the dirt.
Love the carrot analogy. Very clever :)
Awwww, sounds like you had a very fun time. And YAY for options! But holy cow--I would have thrown my phone out the window. LOL!! "HI!"
I NEED those sunglasses!!! :)
I had to go back and read your ice cream/brownies explanation.
Looks like fun!!
I think you should come visit.. I have a great guy to fix you up with. : )
Hahaha! Those texts would have annoyed me too! I wanna hear the rest of the juice!!
wow that kid was annoying. i love the food references. carrot is perfect!
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