After much deliberation here are my Five:
1. Mario Lopez - I just can't move past his little stocky body and mullet hair from the Saved by the Bell Days. I think I've been forever turned off by wrestlers because of him.
2. Kobe Bryant - Ew, just EW.
3. The Twilight Duo: Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner - I know, I know all of you Twi-Hards want to kill me, but I just can't do it. The first is too feminine and skinny, the other is too Tom Cruise TRY-hard for me.
4. The Yankee Pretty-Boy Duo of Jeter and A-Rod - I tried to narrow it down to just one of them, but they're both equally repulsive.
5. Tobey Maguire - If you haven't noticed by now I like my men to be manly. His voice kills it for me every time, so whiny! Hoping Andrew Garfield brings some improvement to the Spiderman franchise.
In Freebie Five update news Bradley Cooper has been temporarily knocked off. I'd like to welcome Charlie Hunnam to spot #2 (Hot Harry is holding strong at #1, see HERE as to why). If you haven't watched Sons of Anarchy you won't get this. If you have, well...you know.
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Unrelated, but I wanted to say thanks to those who helped provide support and words of "wisdom" over the last 2 weeks, it means more than you know!






24 comments:
Ok, I have never understood the Mario Lopez thing. I find him absolutely unappealing, and the Twilight boys as well. Sick!
I was sucked into the Robert Pattinson thing for like a week. Then I got over it. Now I just think he seems like an idiot. And ew to Mario Lopez and Kobie Bryant. I think you and Zack Morriss would make a much better pair.
Awww you bumped Bradley? He moved up on mine. He speaks French. Really well. The video's not on youtube any more though.
I heart you even more for number 4... thank you.... ;)
I have to agree with all of this...except the part about knocking Bradley Cooper off the list. That man is just so dreamy.
Oh - Tobery Maguire. Good choice. He reminds me I could also never, ever Ryan Gosling and Peter Sargarrd. Uck, skinny whiny men.
But it seems I do need to get myself some Sons of Anarchy DVDs.
So I *mostly* agree...and I am just going to assume that you have never seen Derek Jeter's ass up-close and in real life. It is spectacular.
And I'm with Shana on knocking Bradley Cooper off...do you know he speaks FRENCH*!?!
*That was a joke...I'm from Canada - everybody speaks french, so its not that impressive to me. He is pretty hot though
Omg. I love this idea! Hahaha.
Those twilight boys do nothing for me. nothing. ew. Now, Charlie Hunnam as Jax is a big YES PLEASE and also, NOW.
JT and I discovered SOA on Netflix and zoomed through seasons one and two. We then bought season three and are now patiently waiting for the new season this fall. HURRY UP ALREADY! I need some hot biker eye candy.
I'm stealing this idea. I'll link to you when I get around to it. I am not attracted to Mario Lopez, but it's mostly because he's a giant asshole. I'll never be able to forgive what he did to Ali Landry and I don't know either of them.
You can't get on board with Rob or Taylor? Oh, no you didn't! :)
Tobey Maguire's a good actor, but he's not hot at all.
I could never get into Slater on SBTB either.. Perm? Mullet? No thanks.
And I hate the wimpy voices too. Can't he at least fake a manly voice?
Totally forgot about Mario Lopez! Ugh, can't handle that ego. . . . Love it!
This made me giggle. You know what they say: one woman's trash...is another woman's treasure.
JAX!!!! Thank you for that visual to get me through the day! Yum!
I agree with your entire list....makes me think I need to come up with one of my own...now where to start...
I totally don't get the #3 obsession..I seriously don't. They are gross to me, especially Pattison...and besides that, they play the role of chidlren. I'm sorry, but even though they may be of legal age, it doesn't change the creep factor for me.
I'm just shocked that Bradley Cooper was temporarily knocked off. Seriously.
Hey. You know what would be awesome?? If Bradley did a movie where he was BRITISH.
You cracked me up! I agree with you totally! I don't think they would be the ones that I would choose for my Never, but I agree with each and every one of them, especially The Yankee Pretty Boys!
Yeah I'm with ya on those! Not sure if I would push lautner out of bed. Probably cause I'm old enough to be his mother. Um thank you for that pic!
I TOTALLY agree about the sleaze that is Mario Lopez. And I thin one man goes without saying on every woman's list - TOm Cruise.
"Weiner" has never been a more descriptive word than it is for Tobey Maguire. Totally agree.
I totally agree with this list (and want to play along next time!) with the exception of Rob Pattinson...are you crazy?
And who is this Charlie Hunnam I've been missing out on? Holy delish.
HAHAHAHAH!!! I love this list. Also? I'm TOTALLY with you on Mario Lopez. He just doesn't do anything for me. I'd also like to add another Saved by the Bell alum into the mix--SCREECH! NEVER!!
Hmmmm... who else? Ron Jeremy. Kid Rock. Larry King? HA!
Oh, hot damn... Charlie Hunnam, we haven't met yet. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOVAH!
I completely agree with this list!!! Mario's greasy hair... yuck!!
LOL so agreed on the twilight kids. pattinson skeeves me out
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