If you missed the initial post, or need a refresher on the Hamburger Scale, please go HERE
I LOVED the first season of Damages and feel like the show kind of kicked off the cable drama era we see ourselves in now. Maybe without Damages we wouldn't have Franklin & Bash? How tragic would that be? My love for Mark Paul Gosselaar has been renewed. And Breckin Meyer, who knew? I'm guessing some of you did.
Anyhotness/hilarity, I never really knew the main actress on Damages. After what happened to her fiance the first season, I found myself disinterested when the 2nd season rolled around and kind of forgot about her. Seeing her on Jimmy Fallon brought up two epiphanies.
1: She's been in quite a few movies/TV shows since, I just didn't realize they were all the same actress.
2: She's right on the border of the scale between 3 and 4 Hamburgers.
Please, for the love of all that is healthy, find yourself a local Hamburger joint and visit daily until you can't double-up a hair tie around your arm!
After re-reading my Hamburger Scale the "5 Hamburgers" description is extremely eerie:
5 Burgers
Death is fast approaching if the hamburgers don't save her soon
Example: Amy Winehouse
Death is fast approaching if the hamburgers don't save her soon
Example: Amy Winehouse
Hopefully, she has found peace!
18 comments:
Ugh. I don't know how they let it get to that point. I like food way too much to be that skinny.
Hilarious scale! Hamburgers are a great way to measure the help needed. Sad the chick is looking so sick, but hopefully she reads your blog and gets herself a burg! Pronto.
I totally love Damages. Well my love Glenn Close has never been doubted but when you throw Sam Malone in the mix...it's just bliss. But OMG she is wasting away. Seriously. She used to look healthy. Now she looks like she just ripped the needle from her arm. I hope they fatten her up a bit before the new season starts. Oh is it too late?
And I would like for you to please tell my future now. Your accuracy is eerie. Although somehow I don't think it's the lack of hamburgers in her diet that killed her.
What else has she been in? I don't think I've seen her before but definitely needs some beef! Sad and weird about Amy winehouse
Okay, that's really gross!
I don't have cable so I have no idea what shows you are talking about. But I love MPG so I may have to do some digging on Netflix.
This chick is scary skinny. EAT SOMETHING!!!
I loved the first season of Damages too. But I never even watched a single episode of season 2.
That's Rose Byrne in thos photos, right? Man...she's frightening. When did she get so thin? We just watched her in Get Him to the Greek and she looked great. Now...not so much.
And Breckin Meyer...yeah...I've known that for a while. Except he's a tad short.
Eek. I dont know who she is but she definitely needs a burger.. or 10!
You make the burger... I'll hold her down.
I like looking thin, but there is a limit. Nobody past the age of 19 should be THAT thin. She is starting to look like Tori Spelling.
The hamburger thing is funny! :)
Genuinely, that last picture frightens me. She looks like a doll - a breakable doll.
At least I'm pretty sure I could take her in a fight.
Was she the annoying/snobby girl in Bridesmaids? Those eyes look familiar! I guess I could just Google this if I wasn't so lazy :)
Hey! It's that girl! The one that was in that one thing that time! Is not how I'd like to be known as an actress...but guess you could also call this "versitile". Def needs a burger and a chocolate shake for good measure.
I have tried to start looking at people through your hamburger scale! There really are too many people even out in the real world that need a hamburger scale! Preach it, sister!
She really is such a teeny little thing.
Assuming this is Rose Byrne, she did not look this frail in Bridesmaids. And she needs a hamburger or two or ten. I could give her some tips.
I don't know this person. But clearly she could benefit from some hamburgers.
LMFAO!
I know this girl...and yes, someone should feed her 5 burgers for sure!
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